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Meet Author Dave Barry

2023-05-17 19:00:00 2023-05-17 20:00:00 America/New_York Meet Author Dave Barry <b>TICKETED EVENT: $30</b> Parma-Snow Branch - Sari Feldman Auditorium (400)

Wednesday, May 17
7:00pm - 8:00pm

Add to Calendar 2023-05-17 19:00:00 2023-05-17 20:00:00 America/New_York Meet Author Dave Barry <b>TICKETED EVENT: $30</b> Parma-Snow Branch - Sari Feldman Auditorium (400)

Parma-Snow Branch

Sari Feldman Auditorium (400)

TICKETED EVENT: $30

Bestselling author and humorist Dave Barry will discuss his latest novel, Swamp Story.

Each ticket ($30) includes event admission, a copy of Swamp Story, and a donation to the Cuyahoga County Public Library Foundation.


About the author:

Dave Barry is the author of more bestsellers than you can count on two hands, including Lessons from Lucy, Dave Barry’s Complete Guide to Guys, Dave Barry Turns Forty, and Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up. A wildly popular syndicated columnist best known for his booger jokes, Barry won the 1988 Pulitzer Prize for commentary. He lives in Miami.

Swamp Story opens with Jesse Braddock trapped in a tiny cabin deep in the Everglades with her infant daughter and her ex-boyfriend, a wannabe reality TV star who turned out to be a lot prettier on the outside than on the inside. Broke and desperate for a way out, Jesse stumbles across a long-lost treasure, which could solve all her problems—if she can figure out how to keep it. The problem is, some very bad men are also looking for the treasure, and they know Jesse has it.

Meanwhile, Ken Bortle of Bortle Brothers Bait and Beer has hatched a scheme to lure tourists to his failing store by making viral videos of the “Everglades Melon Monster.” The Monster is in fact an unemployed alcoholic newspaperman named Phil wearing a Dora the Explorer costume head. Incredibly, this plan actually works, inspiring a horde of TikTokers to swarm into the swamp in search of the monster at the same time villains are on the hunt for Jesse’s treasure. Amid this mayhem, a presidential hopeful arrives in the Everglades to start his campaign. Needless to say, it does not go as planned. In fact, nothing in this story goes as planned. This is, after all, Florida.


FAQs
Additional books will be available for purchase and signing courtesy of Mac’s Backs – Books on Coventry.

For questions about accessibility or to request accommodations for individuals with hearing, visual or mobility impairments, please email [email protected].

NO REFUNDS. If you are unable to attend the event, please contact [email protected] to claim the book(s) included with your ticket purchase and schedule pick up from the CCPL branch of your choice. Books not claimed within 7 days of the event will be donated to the Library.

Questions? Email us at [email protected].

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Parma-Snow Branch

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Phone: 216.661.4240
Fax: 216.661.1019
Branch manager
Stacey Boycik

Hours
We're closed Sunday March 31 due to Library CLOSED in observance of Easter Sunday
Mon, Mar 25 9:00AM to 9:00PM
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Sat, Mar 30 9:00AM to 5:30PM
Sun, Mar 31 Closed
(Library CLOSED in observance of Easter Sunday)

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Tue, Apr 16, 9:30am - 12:30pm
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Story/Craft Room (40)
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Wed, Apr 17, 9:30am - 12:00pm
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Wed, Apr 17, 10:00am - 10:20am
Story/Craft Room (40)
Join us for rhymes, songs, fingerplays and stories.

Wed, Apr 17, 3:15pm - 4:15pm
Resource Room (40)
Kids ages 18 and under can get a free meal provided by the Greater Cleveland Food Bank, while supplies last.

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Conference Room A/B (60)
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Story/Craft Room (40)
Join us for rhymes, songs, fingerplays and stories.

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Mon, Apr 22, 9:30am - 12:00pm
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Resource Room (40)
Kids ages 18 and under can get a free meal provided by the Greater Cleveland Food Bank, while supplies last.

Mon, Apr 22, 6:00pm - 8:00pm
Innovation Center
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Tue, Apr 23, 9:30am - 12:30pm
USCRI (U.S. Committee for Refugees and Immigrants - Cleveland) is available to provide immigration legal advice and representation for newly arrived Ukrainians.

Tue, Apr 23, 10:00am - 10:20am
Story/Craft Room (40)
Join us for rhymes, songs, fingerplays and books.

Tue, Apr 23, 3:15pm - 4:15pm
Resource Room (40)
Kids ages 18 and under can get a free meal provided by the Greater Cleveland Food Bank, while supplies last.

Tue, Apr 23, 7:00pm - 8:00pm
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English to Speakers of Other Languages

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Story/Craft Room (40)
Join us for rhymes, songs, fingerplays and stories.

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Resource Room (40)
Kids ages 18 and under can get a free meal provided by the Greater Cleveland Food Bank, while supplies last.

Wed, Apr 24, 6:00pm - 8:00pm
Conference Room A/B (60)
Get ready to revolutionize the way you think about preparing meals for your kids!

Wed, Apr 24, 6:30pm - 7:00pm
Story/Craft Room (40)
Join us for stories, songs and fingerplays.

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Story/Craft Room (40)
Join us for rhymes, songs, fingerplays and stories.

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Resource Room (40)
Kids ages 18 and under can get a free meal provided by the Greater Cleveland Food Bank, while supplies last.

Thu, Apr 25, 7:00pm - 8:00pm
Conference Room A/B (60)
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Resource Room (40)
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Fri, Apr 26, 3:15pm - 4:15pm
Resource Room (40)
Kids ages 18 and under can get a free meal provided by the Greater Cleveland Food Bank, while supplies last.

Sat, Apr 27, 11:00am - 12:00pm
Story/Craft/Resource Room (80)
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